Renee Ross Rolls

Renee Ross looks like a fun girl to go roller skating with. Or you could sit on a bench and just watch her roller skate. Hell, Renee looks like a fun girl to do anything with. There's video of this young, busty hellcat on wheels at SCORELAND's BLOG (do a search for rollerskating), rolling around our editorial office right outside the studio and wheeling in the hallway. Renee's pretty good on those skates. We have no plans to ever make a roller derby movie (too hazardous) but if we did, Renee Ross would be at the very top of our list. Absolutely. She's not just blowing bubbles.

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Why Guys Go To Medical School

A few years ago, we made a flick called Double-Stuffed Plumpers about two guys who became fake doctors to meet and sex lush girls. That's why we believe the guy in these pictures is a fraud too. With beautiful, 38J-cup patients like Scarlett Rouge in need of examinations, it's no wonder why guys become gynos. You have to wonder what real-life gynecologists must think when hot mods like Scarlett Rouge (and all SCORELAND models, in fact) visit their offices for a check-up. Okay, they probably don't fuck them in their exam rooms like this healthy little physical here. Probably. But we're positive they must be thinking something along those lines because they're guys first, gynos second. Whatever the reality, it's enough to make you think of applying to medical school. Sure, most patients don't have a rack like Scarlett, but a few a week is enough to ease the pain a doctor has dealing with the skanky ones. "I've dated some real breast men, and it's cool because they're like boys with their favorite toys," Scarlett said. "They're so happy! Like when I'm giving a guy a blow job, I'll wrap my tits around his cock. Guys like that." See what Scarlett means!

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Boobs & Food: The Laurella Connection

Laurella, a Czech sweet, plays in the kitchen, playing with her tits and nipples, opening her snatch and butt-hole, feeling up her thick thighs and well-formed calves and spreading her ass. This hottie will remind many Voluptuous/XL Men of Bozena. "Men are sexy to me," says Laurella. "They make me feel sexy. When I see a picture of a man I like in a magazine, I feel sexy. Most of the time I will offer myself for sex without a man asking me. I like to fuck five times a week if I can. I also like to have multiple partners. I've tried everything I wanted to. Now I'm trying modeling. I like it too. A man should never say to a woman, 'I don't like your looks or you're fat.' We are what we are. Men are always saying to me 'You have big breasts.' Yes, I know. I just say thank you. It would be more interesting if they would ask me questions about myself. Eventually if we continue to talk, we will eventually come to my breasts. My favorite kind of day is with no obligations. We drink wine, lay in bed, have sex and do nothing all day. I feel less guilty if it is raining."

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Household Tips From Janet Jade

Most models don't do windows. However, lovely Janet Jade made an exception for SCORE by publically revealing for the first time her household tips. Boob-men (and Janet's neighbors) should be eternally grateful for this big revelation. Janet demonstrates in full detail how she keeps her windows sparkling clean. Some of the process involves more than a shammy as you will observe. Not every girl is so blessed to have 44 inch 38DDD mombos to clean her windows with. They sure can't be picked up at the local supermarket. This may be the absolute last word in tits on glass videos. At least until next time. Thanks for making things more transparent, Janet! We wish all homemakers could be like you.

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Big Bouncy Bubbles

The next best thing to taking an actual bubble bath with the succulent Miss Jenna Valentine, model and blogger, is this SCORELAND virtual bath. It's a wholesome, clean activity with a FF-cup buxom beauty who merely needs to step into the tub to heat the water. By God, she could bottle that bathwater and sell it. SCORE Men have lots to say about Jenna, who recently celebrated her birthday. "She is one of my favorite models in SCORE." "Jenna Valentine is hands down (my pants) my favorite model. The more of her the better. Whatever she wants to do, do it." "Finally! A model that I can fantasize about!" She's too groovalicious for words. Roll that video!

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Field of Bra Dreams

Here's something you don't see every day of the week. A suitcase full of brassieres hung out on a clothesline, under the supervision of no less a gorgeous, bra-filling delight than Jenna Valentine, resident goddess of Boob Valley, California. We did something similar years ago with a model named Amy Clifford in May '99 V-Mag, though not as elaborate as Jenna's brapalooza. More recently, in February '07 SCORE, Crystal Gunns tried on several hooter-holsters against a backdrop of big bras on an indoor clothesline. Jenna tries on a selection and after you see a few pictures, you'll agree that she was meant to model bras in catalogs and Sunday newspapers. In fact, if we sold bras in the eBoobStore, we'd hire Miss Valentine in a heartbeat. Her soft, creamy, veiny double-F titties are meant to have the comfiest support possible. There's a lot of great photos in our Bra Special section in Galleries but this is one of the best bra photo shoots yet. We call it "The Field of Bra Dreams," a land where sweatermeat slings await harvesting by beautiful busties. King of brassieres Mr. Frederick would have approved.

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